Top ten things men understand about women

[SK]

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:evillaugh:

[Pippa666]

lol

[Pro]v[etheus]

I understand 3 things:

1. They cook
2. They clean
3. They moan

/Me puts on flame proof suit and retreats to safe distance :whistle:

[Pippa666]

:evillaugh:

How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent?

He starts his sentence with "My girlfriend told me..."

[SK]

Indeed, never his wife... :o

[Pro]v[etheus]

:evillaugh:

How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent?

He starts his sentence with "My girlfriend told me..."

My girlfriend has never told me anything intelligent ;)

[Pippa666]

lol

Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women?

A: Opposites attract. :whistle:

[Pro]v[etheus]

That's rather sexist, isn't it Pip ?

[Pippa666]

Yes :p and there's more ....

A wife comes in and yells, "Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"
Her husband yells back, "Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The wife replies, "I don't care! Just get the hell out!"

[Pro]v[etheus]

Very good Pip :)

[SK]

Heard that before but it was the Male telling his Missus to pack.

[hacker 8991]

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

[SK]

:woot:

[Pippa666]

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

;)

[Miz]

How can you tell if your wife is dead?




The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

[Yaesu]

lmao, i like that one!

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[[rD]Mr.Pink]

How can you tell if your wife is dead?




The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
hahahahahahaah vry nice