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Bas
27th August 2006, 08:45
There's a new law here that requires all people to re-register their bank accounts. This is an attempt to stop people from opening lots of accounts under different names. The bank I work for (I work at a bookstore chain that also houses banks sometimes) has send out letters to everyone reminding them of this. The letter states that you need your debit card, or the letter the bank sends you on the subject, and valid identification.

This job reminds me why I hate old people. You see, "valid identification" means you don't show up with a passport that expired two months ago. Old people don't understand this.

Me: "Hello, are you here for identification?"
Old woman: "Yes, here's my letter and debit card."
Me: "Excuse me, but you need valid identification as well."
Old woman: "Nonsense! I read the letter carefully and it states I only need the letter and my debit card. I also showed this letter to my sisters, and they say *bla bla bla*"
Me: "I'm sorry, but the letter states that you need the letter OR your debit card AND valid identification. A driver's license, a passport or your id card will do."
Old woman: "I don't have those! I'm in an electric wheelchair! You can't expect me to have one of those!"
Me: "I'm sorry, but the computer I use to register people doesn't allow fpor peole to come without identification."

She angrily left.

You see, Dutch law states you always need to have identification on you. Old people seem to think they don't need to follow the rules, simply because the are old. What her wheelchair had to do with her not having to abide to the law, I have no idea.

A couple of hours later, another woman shows up. Same line.
"But I have read the letter carefully and *yadda yadda yadda*"
I explain it to her as well. Same excuse.
"But I'm 90 years old! I haven't bothered getting any form of identification!"

She angrily left.

Next week, the second woman comes back.

"Hello young man, I'd like to register."
"Hello! Do you have the letter?"
"There you go."
"Do you have valid identification with you?"
"What? No! I'm 89 years old! I don't have valid identification!"

That's not a typo, the fist time she stated she was 90, the second time 89. Dangerous liers like this woman are what this Dutch law is supposed to put a halt to.

"I'm sorry, but you still need a valid id to register."
"Hmph! I'm just going to talk to your boss over there, and see what he has to say about it."

She waggles over to my boss, who's standing a few feet away from me. The bitching continued. She angrily left.

If you don't reregister your account, it will be frozen come January 1st 2007. I sincerely hope people like these have all their money frozen until it is embedded into their brains that they too must abide to the law.

Cessle
27th August 2006, 09:01
LOL!!! i dont like old people wither they are slow drivers and they just clog up places and god they are evil at a till in a supper market they count out all there money and then find there 3p short and then turn to a £20 notec ect :p

SK
27th August 2006, 23:38
Luckly in my job I don't get to speak to the public much. I still get the odd wanker on my job but nothing like I used to see when I did other types of work that involved serving the public.

maDDin
28th August 2006, 10:04
I also work non public most of the time. But i hate those wank*rs who smartass around the whole day... And they think they are able to do better work than you :rolleyes:

Crille
28th August 2006, 21:44
i don't have a job! *me dances*

The Scatman
28th August 2006, 23:08
I love it when old people depand stuff "right, what I want is a camera, for under 100 pounds, thats takes state of the art pictures, and jessica alba comes included as standard, and I want it now and with a smile" cant wait till I reach that age.

Vorm
29th August 2006, 09:55
Old people suck

That's because, in general, they've lost all of their teeth!

Bas
29th August 2006, 20:18
... lol.

The Scatman
30th August 2006, 10:47
how are your teeth vorm ;) ?

Cessle
30th August 2006, 11:06
how are yours scatman ??

The Scatman
31st August 2006, 11:23
perfect, well.....exept my filling :(

Cessle
31st August 2006, 13:26
yer i have 1 filling as well :(

Pro]v[etheus
31st August 2006, 17:29
You should have more respect for old people, if it wasn't for them you probabley wouldn't be here today.

TeleProd
31st August 2006, 17:59
v[etheus;49983']You should have more respect for old people, if it wasn't for them you probabley wouldn't be here today.

Only old people say like that :D Just kidding.

Pro]v[etheus
31st August 2006, 18:50
Only old people say like that :D Just kidding.

:duh:

The Scatman
31st August 2006, 22:49
hey, just as long as I have the right to be bitter and rude to young people its fine by me. :D