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Pippa666
5th December 2005, 18:29
Stolen from another forum, found it very funny so thought it worth passing on :)

On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry

Cessle
5th December 2005, 21:46
LOL :D:D:D:D:D:D

nice find pippa ;)

The Scatman
5th December 2005, 21:55
lol, I have a mexican version on cd somewere thats pretty funny......but.......theres somthing I want to know about the word chav, how long have you southerners been using it, cos weve had "charvas" up here for as long as I can remember (atleast the last ten years) and chav seems to be a new(ish) word, or perhaps its just newspapers have decided to use it. Have people darn south got the wrong end of the stick on our word, or have you been using it for as long as people have been saying charva in the north-east?

Xerox-01
5th December 2005, 22:44
In police terms, CHAV is Council Housed and Violent. And now, Chav is slang for SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!! Haha.

(PS: OMFG I R BAK GUYZ)

BadGirlDefender
5th December 2005, 23:35
been using chav (and its many variations) for mebbe 4-5 years now, and the news been using it for 1-2 years. what exactlys charva then? cos then i can tellya if its same thing :)


and nice, pippa :D

The Scatman
6th December 2005, 12:57
a charva is exactly the same as a chav, think they are bad ass but extreamly funny. bad taste, use being "poor" as an excuse for petty offences, though most have more money than me and my family :P .