Talk to an AI

[Bas]

http://vhost.oddcast.com/support/examples/API/sayAIResponse/sayAIResponse.html

I don't know if this has been posted before, but here goes.
It actually can answer a lot of questions, and pretty logical too, none of that crap like:

question: how old are you?
answer: I like green party balloons.

This thing is pretty clever. Untill you start asking it about the purpose of life. :p

[Naigel]

Man, this is scary, I asked couple of things... I got scared and closed it.

[Raging Wulf]

Me: Stop calling me "User"
AI: Oh, I'm Sorry, what is your name?
Me: I'm not going to tell you my name.
AI: Oh, I'm Sorry, what is your name?
Me: If you respond in the same way several times in a row of different questions, you can't be very "intelligent", can you?
AI: I think I do.
Me: oddcast media technologies needs to improve you.
AI: Enough about me, let's talk about my adress.
Me: But that's the first question that actually involves you?
AI: Enough about me, let's talk about my adress.
Me: Do you know what LoL means?
AI: I am the latest result of Artificial Intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find that amusing.
Me: Not really if all you do is to base your response on certain keywords?
AI: I am the latest result of Artificial Intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find that amusing.
Me: Then human technology can't have come very far, and I'm wasting my time with you.
AI: AI: I am the latest result of Artificial Intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find that amusing.

These "Bots" if you can call them that, are still too easy to outsmart. This one was only reacting to certain keywords... Hope for it to get smarter, so I can outsmart it again :)

[Naigel]

ROFL!

[Raging Wulf]

AI: My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Me: So you need Java to communicate with People?
AI: What is your credit card number?
Me: Even if I had a Credit Card, I wouldn't tell you what the number was. Asking that question makes you sound like a Program designed to steal people's money.
AI: What is your credit card number?
Me: 0483859332 (fake)
AI: I like electronic.
Me: asl.
AI: 5/Robot/California.
Me: You're 5 years old? No wonder you're so stupid.
AI: 5/Robot/California.

I can't be bothered with this thing anymore.

[MedievalManIII]

Question: YOU ARE GAY
Recieved aiResponse - Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

[Pippa666]

Me: What is the time in London ?

Recieved aiResponse - Do you think I am some kind of world clock? Do I look like a clock? <br/> Sun Apr 11 7:21:17 EDT 2004 Where can I find a spotted dick?

Me: Where can i find a spotted dick ?

Recieved aiResponse - Have you tried the personal ads?

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

ROFL pip and raging

Me:I like cheese
AI:Thats a VEry Orignal Responce
Me: Do you like cheese?
AI:That is a very orignal responce.
Me: Do you smell?
AI: What Does Softwear Smell like?
Me: Bubble wrap

[maDDin]

AI: What is your real name?
me: maDDin
AI: I am always glad to make new friends, maDDin.
me: I am your friend?
AI: You really want a robot as a friend?
me: yes because i can turn you off if you are anoying me
AI: We could be friends, maDDin, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Oh you can, can you? :eek:

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

Lol she stole that line out of futerama

[Naigel]

Dude that thing is really scary... you should stop talking to her before she comes to your own homes!! :eek:

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

Me: What is the purpose in life?
AI: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

[SK]

I still love this one.

http://www.thebanlist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81

[SaMmY]

OK then thats thing is just plain old wierd and scary............ :)