Miz
16th November 2003, 12:43
Stand up halfway through the film and yell loudly, "Wait... where the
hell is Harry Potter?"
Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
After the film, say "Lucas could have done it better."
At some point during the film, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle
Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen.
After bouncing off the screen, return quietly to your seat.
Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring." Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. -Talk
like Gollum all through the film.
When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the
neck.
Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent
from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FORREST, RUN!"
Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the
theatre.
During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Wally?"
Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude
Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. -Start an Orc sing-a-long.
Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.
Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire
and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took
place in your cup long ago.
When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"
Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.
Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob
scene.
Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"
hell is Harry Potter?"
Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
After the film, say "Lucas could have done it better."
At some point during the film, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle
Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen.
After bouncing off the screen, return quietly to your seat.
Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring." Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. -Talk
like Gollum all through the film.
When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the
neck.
Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent
from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FORREST, RUN!"
Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the
theatre.
During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Wally?"
Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude
Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. -Start an Orc sing-a-long.
Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.
Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire
and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took
place in your cup long ago.
When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"
Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.
Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob
scene.
Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"