3 word story

[SK]

OK another stolen thread. Make a story using 3 worded posts at a time. As you can see im busy in the office :p

One day Fred...

[Pippa666]

went to the

[SK]

shop to fetch

[Pippa666]

a packet of ....

[SK]

Marmite crisps to...

[Pippa666]

munch on, then....

[SK]

suddenly a big

[Pippa666]

hairy monster appeared......

[SK]

which was named...

[Pippa666]

Oggie the ogre....

[Pro]v[etheus]

with bad breath...

[Pippa666]

his sidekick Alice.....

[SK]

wanted Freds crisps

[Pippa666]

so Fred started ....

[Pro]v[etheus]

huffing and puffing...

[Pippa666]

Whilst Alice began....

[SK]

making smoke rings...

[Pippa666]

out of a.....

[SK]

box of matches

[Pippa666]

Meanwhile Fred carried.....

[SK]

a blow torch

[Pippa666]

in his pocket....

[SK]

in case he...

[Pro]v[etheus]

wanted roasted chestnuts....

[Vorm]

Oggie broke wind

[Pippa666]

it smelt like....

[SK]

Freds breath after...

[Pro]v[etheus]

vomiting his breakfast...

[SK]

after eating a...

[Pro]v[etheus]

big greasy fryup

[SK]

served in a...

[Pro]v[etheus]

Festering pig troff(sp?)

[SK]

Oggie asked Alice...

[Pro]v[etheus]

would you mind...

[SK]

if I put...

[Pro]v[etheus]

my finger in

[SK]

your cream pie...

[Pro]v[etheus]

and tasted it

[Vorm]

Hmmm said Alice...

[Pro]v[etheus]

when did you...

[Vorm]

become so romantic?

[SK]

Oggie began to...

[Vorm]

shake uncontrollably until.....

[SK]

his leg began...

[Vorm]

to smoke. That's...

[Pippa666]

what you get ....

[SK]

if you be...

[Pro]v[etheus]

poking your fingers....

[SK]

in my mushy...

[Pro]v[etheus]

chicken pot noodle....

[elim]

whilst looking at...

[SK]

that bowl of...

[yngndrw]

...sk's f**kin c**p...

[Pippa666]

I'll ignore the above post :evil:

dried apricot halfs.....

[SK]

Later that day...

[Pro]v[etheus]

Fred and Alice...

[elim]

talked about...

[Pippa666]

Oggies big horn ....

[SK]

which when wet...

[Pro]v[etheus]

was very slippery...

[Pippa666]

seemed to get...

[SK]

rather large when...

[Pro]v[etheus]

Alice touched it...

[SK]

with her slipper...

[Pro]v[etheus]

which was made....

[Pippa666]

of nice furry....

[Pro]v[etheus]

pink hamster skins

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

That were covered in

[Pro]v[etheus]

yummy plain chocolate....

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

Which was french

[SK]

Fred decided to...

[Pippa666]

go for a .......

[SK]

shop at Asda

[Pro]v[etheus]

to buy some....

[SK]

vodka redbull for...

[Pro]v[etheus]

the weekend rave...

[SK]

After shopping, he...

[Pippa666]

went to the.....

[SK]

dental practise to...

[Pro]v[etheus]

to get his....

[SK]

jumper that Oggie...

[SaMmY]

Had stolen from...

[Pippa666]

just last week.....

[SaMmY]

as he was...

Mum u missed the word him lol

[/quote]

[Pippa666]

entering the surgery....

/me slaps sammy :rolleyes:

[SaMmY]

for a bad...

what was that for :(

[Pippa666]

moment there, he......

[SaMmY]

he was going...

[Pippa666]

to ask the...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

Docter if he

[elim]

knew where to...

[Pippa666]

put his drill....

[SK]

when baking a...

[Pippa666]

bun in the....

[SaMmY]

nice hot oven

[Vorm]

Mosgriglean was a

[SK]

Wait a minute whats a 'Mosgriglean'?

[maDDin]

? lol ? :?

[Vorm]

It;s a name, like "Oggie"

Up to you to decide what !!

Come on people - use your imaginations!!

[SK]

Yeah but Oggie got an introduction, I acutally work with someone called Oggy :)

Mosgriglean was a

hairy female model...

[Vorm]

who had a....

[Pippa666]

dark secret that....

[Vorm]

was virtually impossible ...

[SK]

to see when...

[Vorm]

she had her....

[SK]

monthly makeup day.

[Vorm]

It was one....

[elim]

of the most...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

Nicest days of

[SK]

the year 2099.

[Vorm]

Mosgriglean looked up...

[Pippa666]

and said look.....

[SK]

what is that...

[Pippa666]

its a big....

[Pro]v[etheus]

long, thick, ermmm...

[SK]

plank of wood.

[Vorm]

I wonder what...

[Pippa666]

thats about then ........

[Pro]v[etheus]

To Mosgrigleans' horror....

[Pippa666]

the plank began.....

[Pro]v[etheus]

falling towards him....

[Pippa666]

spinning round, flipping......

[Pro]v[etheus]

getting ever closer...

[Pippa666]

when suddenly, bang.......

[Pro]v[etheus]

Alice shot it....

[Pippa666]

with her magnum......

[Pro]v[etheus]

not an icecream ;)

[Pippa666]

but a gun!!!! ......

[Pro]v[etheus]

Mosgriglean thanked Alice....

[Pippa666]

with a bunch....

[Vorm]

of bananas that...

[Pro]v[etheus]

she promptly ate...

[Pippa666]

like a pig....

[Vorm]

Oggie had seen...

[elim]

something moving near...

[Pippa666]

by, it was.....

[Vorm]

hidden by the....

[SK]

the overgrown bush...

[Pro]v[etheus]

hello said Oggie

[Vorm]

as Mosgriglean fell...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

faster then a

[elim]

tonne of bricks...

[Pro]v[etheus]

what are you...

[Pippa666]

doing you stupid......

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

repungent smelly cheese? :dance: :dance2:

[elim]

this could have...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

Destroyed your smellyness

[Raging Wulf]

, what were you...

[elim]

thinking it would...

[Pippa666]

would do? enlarge.....

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

your fungus within?

[elim]

No, that was...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

just an atempt

[Pippa666]

to scare the....

[elim]

living daylights out...

Hmm, technically four words there... :oops:

[Pippa666]

of Alice. Suddenly.....

[elim]

there was a...

[SK]

loud bang coming...

[elim]

from the direction...

[SK]

of Oggies left....

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

and it was 50 posts w00t

[Pippa666]

shoulder, he glanced .......

[Vorm]

behind him and...

[Pippa666]

saw what looked....

[Vorm]

some sort of....

[SK]

Unidentified flying object.

(Nice English Vorm)

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

so he started

[SK]

to persue the...

[elim]

strange craft untill...

[SK]

he stopped suddenly...

(Nice avatar Elim o_0)

[Pro]v[etheus]

What he saw...

[Pippa666]

made him so.....

[elim]

angry that he...

[Pippa666]

began to shake.....

[Pro]v[etheus]

rattle and roll...

[Pippa666]

like Elvis. What....

[Pro]v[etheus]

was happening to...

[Pippa666]

my sausages, will....

[elim]

most certainly cause...

[Vorm]

a most horrible...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

set of events

[Pro]v[etheus]

which could change....

[elim]

the face of...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

the whole earth

[elim]

as we know...

[Pippa666]

it. Not only....

[Pro]v[etheus]

that but it....

[Pippa666]

killed my sausages.....

[SK]

and baked beans...

[elim]

which were cunningly...

[Pippa666]

disguised as furry.....

[Vorm]

and squeeky little....

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

vermin that were

[elim]

lying on the...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

table of needles

[Vorm]

Mosgriglean sat down...

[elim]

next to the...

[Vorm]

bush. Completely exhausted.

[elim]

Things were beginning...

[MedievalManIII]

to get hairy

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

and then the

[Pro]v[etheus]

realisation of what....

[elim]

had just happened...

[Pro]v[etheus]

sank in and....

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

but she went

[maso]

to Bognor Regis

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

to have a

[maso]

picture taken with

[SK]

Mr Doo the...

[Pippa666]

local traffic warden....

[SK]

decided that Oggie...

[maso]

was scared of

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

big stinky cheeses

[elim]

, particularly edam and...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

eve, but when

[SK]

Mr.Pink']eve, but when
LOL!

Im gonna carry on from Elim as hes talking about Edam the cheese not Adam :eek:

mild cheddar with

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

small bits of
lol my friend told me it was a cheese but i just thought it was a typo lol i guess i dont know my cheeses :(

[SK]

pickled onion crisps...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

pickled onion crisps......yum.....
When he opened

[maso]

the door to

[SK]

the outside toilet...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

he smelled a

[SK]

sweet scent coming...

[elim]

from one of...

[SK]

small tubes down...

[maso]

the bottom of

[Pippa666]

his trouser leg...

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

was was very

[Naigel]

long, but he

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

needed to get

[maso]

a long pole

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

so he could......
Noone does this anmnymore :( i thought i would bring it up

[Naigel]

put it up

[Miz]

*EDIT*
Drink coffee before reading the forum in the morning.

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

the big bloody

[maso]

ticket dodging Irishman

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

when the irishman

[JinKe]

found his leprechauns

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

he got wasted^^

[Destroyer]

and drunk beer

[Blind Man]

and had to

[Destroyer]

puke to get.....

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

a fish hook (200th post W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Destroyer]

from his stomach

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

and then he

[Destroyer]

exploded into little
:D its a good twist

[[rD]Mr.Pink]

cheese cake of

[Destroyer]

doom which can
:eek:

[[=*UKK*=]Stacey]

magically make him

[Destroyer]

a monkey for